I See Illegal Aliens

I See Illegal Aliens




Some people see dead people.



I see illegal aliens.



I live one town over from Area 51, in Nevada.



They appear above and over my town all the time.



I even know some of their names.



Some of them have families.



They buzz the cars on the highway that travel through my little town.



They don’t send their kids to our schools yet. There is too much hollering about illegal aliens.



But, they’ve been spotted shopping at the local Wal-Mart, buying up the supplies of sunscreen.



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No one was harmed in the making of this article! This is strictly a spoof. Don’t persecute me!